winter will never come for the likes of us

I signed up for Sarah Linden less because of what fandom thinks of her (because really, The Killing doesn’t have anything resembling a real fandom…there are five us and we meet in a broom closet every week to eat stale donuts and discuss when Linden and Holder will make out who killed Rosie Larsen), and more for how the mainstream media approaches her. Go Google “Sarah Linden worst”, I’ll wait. I’m planning on talking about the general suckiness of the media when it comes to this show/Sarah in more depth throughout the week, but I want to start out by addressing this “brilliant” bit of journalistic deduction from a recent Jezebel article:

"Sarah Linden, didn't bring any of the internal drama to the table that we get with our troubled patriarchs (or even their complicated female friends). It didn't help matters when the show tried to raise the stakes for Sarah by making her a workaholic with a whining son and fiancé; audiences have long grown weary of stories portraying women as incapable of having a work life when home life calls, especially when said women have teenage children who can feed themselves."

( She's a complex lady, sweetheart. )

Title: for you, anything
Pairing: Annie/Mitchell
Rating: PG-13
Words: 519
Disclaimer: Not mine.
A/N: Written for the prompt to hell and back at stainofmylove’s Labor Day Comment Fic meme.

( He came for her; the least she can do is return the favor. )

Don’t mind me guys, I’m just posting some old fics written for comment memes and such so that I can finish tidying up my masterlist. I’ll try not to be too spammy.
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Title: whiskey and kisses for everyone
Pairing: Sam/Jo/Dean
Rating: Hard R (sex)
Words: 365
Disclaimer: Not mine. Title from a Siken poem.
Summary: They’re tourists for the afternoon.
A/N: This was written for missy_useless a really long time ago and I figured I should preserve my one and only Wincest fic for posterity’s sake.

( She’s a pit stop. )

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Title: we were always going to end up here
Pairing: Dean/Jo
Rating: R (sex)
Words: 559
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: They both know there’s only one way this ends.
A/N: Written for norgbelulah for the last round of the five acts meme.

( They share a too small bed on a too long night. )

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Title: wish you were here
Pairing: Alaric/Damon
Rating: R
Words: 370
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: He’s drinking alone tonight.
A/N: Written for isis2015 for a meme. Inspired by that icon. *points up*

( The smell of whiskey reminds him of Damon. )

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Title: Blood Brothers
Pairing: Alaric/Damon/Stefan
Rating: R (violence)
Words: 1,661
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Stefan rampages. Damon obsesses. Alaric just does his best to keep up. Post s2.
A/N: Written for janie_tangerine for the last round of the five acts meme.

( They follow the trail of bodies from the foothills of Kentucky north to New York City… )

Title: The Unfortunate Absence of Murder on the Orient-Express
Characters: John, Sherlock
Rating: PG
Word Count: 4,417
Disclaimer: Sherlock, sadly, does not belong to me.
Summary: Sherlock has, what one might kindly describe as, unrealistic expectations for his vacation.
Author’s Note: A big thank you to haldoor for the beta and the expert brit-picking! Any lingering mistakes are my own. Originally written for pann_cake for vacationthon.

( John picks up the brochures on a whim. )

Title: endings
Characters: Remus/Sirius; Teddy
Rating: R (sexual content)
Words: 1,167
Disclaimer: Not my boys.
Summary: “Nothing’s forever, Moony,” Sirius replies, but he kisses Remus softly to soften the blow.
A/N: Written for the lovely mollivanders’s birthday. I’m sorry it’s late, dear! <3

( Sirius never completely moves in. )

Texts From Last Night Comment Ficathon hosted by ciaimpala. Think of the potential for drunken shenanigans! You guys are killing me with the awesome fic memes this weekend.

Hosted by the lovely, moetushie:

a multi-fandom
comment!fic meme

Oh God, has it really been a year already? *sobs* I need some tissues.

Free-for-all Lost finale anniversary comment fic meme!
at lostsquee

This is less a review of the finale as it as a collection of rambling thoughts on season two as a whole. This is what I get for failing to do weekly recap posts. Please excuse the word vomit beneath the cut. And I have conflicting feelings on Damon, so fair warning there. By conflicting, I mean even I’m not sure what I’m feeling, but it’s something along the lines of I like you, but I hate the things you do. It’s very confusing and if I think about it too hard it gives me a headache.

( The Vampire Diaries Season Two )