ozmissage: (Lost. Miles/Richard. OTP.)
Title: The Immortals Try Blueberry Pie
Pairings: Miles/Richard, Dean/Castiel
Rating: PG-13
Words: 2,203
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Apple pie at one in the morning would just be ridiculous.
A/N: This started life as a WIP that has been languishing on my computer forever, but [livejournal.com profile] pann_cake’s awesome Five Acts prompts inspired me to finish it for her.

They pull up in front of an all-night diner with a neon red light flickering in the rain like a beacon promising greasy burgers and at least eleven different flavors of pie. )
ozmissage: (SPN. Jo.)
Title: pockets full of stones
Pairing: Jo/John
Word count: 1,404
Disclaimer: Characters belong to Kripke and company. Title from the Florence + Machine song, “What the Water Gave Me.”
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Off-screen character deaths, sexual situations.
Summary: In front of them is the road. Behind them are the ghosts, the dead, all the things they buried. AU season two.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] ghostwriter056 as part of [livejournal.com profile] spnraritiesfest.A big thank you to [livejournal.com profile] dulcedeusex for the beta! Any lingering mistakes are my own.

“You’re going to have to get hard,” he says, voice rough like sandpaper. )
ozmissage: (TVD. Damon/Alaric. better mistakes.)
Don’t mind me guys, I’m just posting some old fics written for comment memes and such so that I can finish tidying up my masterlist. I’ll try not to be too spammy.

Title: whiskey and kisses for everyone
Pairing: Sam/Jo/Dean
Rating: Hard R (sex)
Words: 365
Disclaimer: Not mine. Title from a Siken poem.
Summary: They’re tourists for the afternoon.
A/N: This was written for [livejournal.com profile] missy_useless a really long time ago and I figured I should preserve my one and only Wincest fic for posterity’s sake.

She’s a pit stop. )


Title: we were always going to end up here
Pairing: Dean/Jo
Rating: R (sex)
Words: 559
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: They both know there’s only one way this ends.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] norgbelulah for the last round of the five acts meme.

They share a too small bed on a too long night. )


Title: wish you were here
Pairing: Alaric/Damon
Rating: R
Words: 370
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: He’s drinking alone tonight.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] isis2015 for a meme. Inspired by that icon. *points up*

The smell of whiskey reminds him of Damon. )


Title: Blood Brothers
Pairing: Alaric/Damon/Stefan
Rating: R (violence)
Words: 1,661
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Stefan rampages. Damon obsesses. Alaric just does his best to keep up. Post s2.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] janie_tangerine for the last round of the five acts meme.

They follow the trail of bodies from the foothills of Kentucky north to New York City… )
ozmissage: (SPN. Jo.)
Title: keep on dreaming until we make it to the magic kingdom
Pairing: Dean/Jo
Rating: R (sex)
Word Count: 1,941
Disclaimer: Characters belong to Kripke and co. I’m just borrowing them.
Summary: He dreams about her. Not always, but often enough that it makes seeing her weird and he seems to be seeing her a lot these days.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] theredfeather at the [livejournal.com profile] spn_hetexchange. A big thank you to the amazing [livejournal.com profile] angela_weber for the beta! Any lingering mistakes are mine.

She flips the knife in her hand, once, twice, three times before he looks up, eyebrows knitted together in irritation. )
ozmissage: (Sherlock. H/W. one day we'll be good men)
Title: two atoms in a molecule
Fandom: Sherlock
Pairing: John/Sherlock
Rating: PG-13
Words: 466
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: He’s like a hound on the hunt, he’s caught the scent of blood on the air and he won’t rest until he’s found his quarry.
A/N: Five Acts fic written for [livejournal.com profile] primarycolors92 who asked for scars.

Sherlock’s thumb fits neatly into the puckered crevice of John’s bullet wound. )

Title: i believe
Fandom: SPN
Pairing: Castiel/Dean
Rating: PG
Words: 684
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: There is only one spirit not at rest here tonight.
A/N: Five Acts fic written for [livejournal.com profile] angela_weber who asked for angst & ghost stories. Set in early s4.

This is a story about a ghost. )

Title: for you i forget about my tainted heart
Fandom: Dexter
Pairing: Deb/Quinn
Rating: R (sex)
Words: 412
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Quinn tries to distract Deb from the heat.
A/N: Five Acts fic written for [livejournal.com profile] gigglemonster who asked for weather.

There’s a storm brewing. )

Title: i won’t march again on your battlefield
Fandom: Mad Men
Pairing: Pete/Peggy
Rating: R (sex, implied character deaths)
Words: 653
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: This isn’t the first time they’ve sat side by side on a couch and waited for the world to end.
A/N: Five Acts fic written for [livejournal.com profile] lenina20 who asked apocalypse and quick/rushed situations.

She hates that the world is proving the tin-hat wearing crazies right. )
ozmissage: (SPN. Sam. bad blood.)
Title: an argument in defense of the necessity of a soul
Characters: Sam; ensemble (Sam/Jess, Sam/Ruby)
Rating: R
Words: 708
Spoilers: General spoilers through season six.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Soul- the immaterial essence, animating principle, or actuating cause of an individual life.

These are things that Sam Winchester remembers, but no longer understands. )
ozmissage: (BTVS. Buffy. Salesman.)
Title: Dean Winchester’s Five Golden Rules For Dating The Slayer
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Supernatural
Pairing: Dean/Buffy
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 1,824
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: If anyone besides his tiny, bubbly, blonde date had just used a trashcan lid to slice off a vampire’s head, Dean would have been impressed.
A/N: Originally written for [livejournal.com profile] faithsummers80 at the [livejournal.com profile] xover_exchange. A big thank you to the wonderful [livejournal.com profile] mollivanders for the beta! Please note that this story is wildly AU for both shows. Any attempt to reconcile a timeline will just give you a headache.

Don’t be surprised when she kills a boy on your first date. )
ozmissage: (Lost. Miles. He talks to dead people.)
Title: things don’t die, just fade
Pairing: Miles Straume/Sam Winchester
Rating: R
Words: 958
Disclaimer: Not mine. Title from “Modern Things” by the Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs.
Summary: Miles remembers a time when he didn’t give a damn about anyone. He glances at Sam and thinks he probably remembers a time when he did.
A/N: Originally written for the [livejournal.com profile] spnlost_otp comment fic meme, which is totally still happening so get over there and write some crossovers. <3

They come to a crossroads and Miles holds his breath like they’re passing a cemetery. )
ozmissage: (SPN. Dean/Cas.)
Title: Never Follow a Merman to a Second Location
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: R
Words: 535
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: . He can see the water dripping from the hemline of Cas’s trench coat and he knows that means something. Something bad.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] bold_seer who requested Dean/Castiel + Neck. Happy Halloween! <3

Dean follows Castiel down the beach without question, the last bittersweet note of the song still echoing in his head. )
ozmissage: (SPN. Jo.)
Title: there must be some kind of way out of here
Fandom: SPN/Lost
Characters: Ensemble (Jo, Ash, Jimmy, Bela, Castiel, Miles, Boone, David)
Rating: PG-13
Words: 1,587
Disclaimer: Not mine. Title from “All Along the Watchtower”.
Summary: Five people walk into a bar.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] joyyjpg who requested a Lost/SPN crossover with the prompt “Five Characters in Search of an Exit.” I must admit this sucker was heavily influenced by “Hotel California.” Happy Halloween, my dear! <3

There’s a bar in heaven. )
ozmissage: (Lost. Juliet. Then she was gone.)
Title: the damned things
Pairing: Juliet/Richard
Rating: R
Words: 699
Disclaimer: Not mine. Title snagged off of Ambrose Bierce.
Summary: The balance must be kept.
A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] greedyslayer who asked for Richard/Juliet + Lost + AU where Richard became the monster and Juliet was the Island's Protector. Happy Halloween! <3

The ground beneath her feet begins to quake and the air is charged, almost electric. )

Title: Orpheus & Eurydice
Pairing: Juliet/Sam Winchester
Rating: R
Words: 620
Warnings: Spoilers for s6 of SPN.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Nothing matters anymore, not to them.
A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] missy_useless who requested Sam/Juliet + “The Lyre of Orpheus.” Happy Halloween! <3

“I saved the world.” )
ozmissage: (SPN. Sam & Dean. Contact.)
Don’t mind me, I just realized I had several SPN ficlets floating around that I wanted to post here before they got swallowed up by the internet. ;)

Title:Normal Little Boys
Characters: John, Sam, Dean
Rating: PG
Words: 343
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Every once in a thousand miles, he gets to just be a dad and they get to just be kids.
A/N: Originally posted as comment fic.

Sometimes (a lot of the time) he feels guilty for keeping them on the move so much. )

Title: Five Things That Never Happened to Sam
Character: Sam, ensemble
Rating: R
Words: 441
Disclaimer: Not Mine.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] missy_useless ages ago. Includes a Lost crossover.

Dean comes calling, another family crisis, another monster to fight. )

Title: There’s Nothing Like a Man in a Trenchcoat
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: R
Words: 272
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: He just wants to see the guy take it off, is that so wrong?
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] bold_seer during the first round of the five acts meme.

You’re staring, Dean. Again. )

Title: There’s a Time and a Place
Pairing: Dean/Cassie
Rating: M
Words: 348
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Dean is not afraid of a little PDA. Cassie finds out the hard way.
A/N: Written for the five acts meme.

She can feel Dean’s hand sliding up her sundress... )

Title: kiss it and make it better
Pairing: Dean/Claire
Rating: R
Words: 309
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: “It’s not so bad,” Claire says brightly. “I’ve seen worse.” (Lost crossover)
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] ciaimpala for the five acts meme.

Claire perches on the side of the tub and leans in to examine the wound. )
ozmissage: (SPN. Dean/Cassie.)
Title: i must become a lion-hearted girl
Character: Cassie
Rating: PG-13
Words: 929
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Spoilers: Mild spoilers for “Exile on Mainstreet.”
Summary: Cassie figures she has two choices: she can stay at the paper and write about the end of the world or she can go out and try to stop it.

The world is ending and then it isn’t. )
ozmissage: (Lost. Jack/Claire.)
Title: What is and What Should Never Be
Pairing: Jack/Claire
Rating: R (incest)
Words: 1,267
Disclaimer: Concept belongs to Kripke, characters belong to Darlton.
Summary: She hasn’t let him drive the Impala yet. He doesn’t have the energy to remind her it was his first.
A/N: Written for former queen [livejournal.com profile] missy_useless who requested crossovers. This is more of a fusion with Jack and Claire taking on the Sam and Dean roles. And yes, this is probably the closest I’ll ever come to writing Wincest.

Two months out and he’s still dreaming of flames. )
ozmissage: (Lost. Old school trekking.)
Title: Drinking Buddies (Or Something Like That)
Characters: Frank, John Winchester
Rating: PG-13
Words: 1,260
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Frank knows he’s fighting a losing battle. John Winchester has had the corner market on pain since the day Frank met him.

A/N: For former Queen [livejournal.com profile] gottalovev who asked for friends. I couldn’t resist an opportunity to write another SPN/Lost crossover. I’m sorry it’s not happier, I was trying to keep the angst at bay, but the muse wouldn’t listen.

The phone rings just once that morning. )
ozmissage: (SPN. Dean/Cassie.)
Title: Nostalgia is its Own Disease
Pairing: Dean/Cassie
Rating: PG-13
Words: 600
Disclaimer: Not mine
Setting: Circa s4/5.
Summary: He calls a lot these days. Talks more than he used to, somehow manages to say even less.

A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] missy_useless who asked for Dean/Cassie, Gas station.

The heady smell of gasoline reminds Cassie of him... )

Title: This is How You Start a Revolution
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: PG
Words: 396
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Setting: Late s4.
Summary: Castiel is beginning to feel. This might be a problem.

A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] bold_seer who asked for Dean/Castiel, Yearning.

Castiel has taken to watching Dean sleep. )
ozmissage: (Lost. Jack. Daddy Issues.)

Hey guys, I’m going to try not to spam you too much but I want to go ahead and post all the fics I’ve written for the five acts meme here for posterity’s sake. I’m going to try to group them as much as possible to spare your flist.


Title: Out of the Ashes We Might Be Reborn
Pairing: Jack/Sun
Rating: PG-13
Words: 429
Spoilers: General for season six.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] crickets using the prompts travel, angst, and tattoos.

Somewhere in the waking they lost some essential bit of themselves... )

Title: Regrets? I’ve Had a Few
Pairing: Jack/Juliet
Rating: R (sex)
Words: 363
Spoilers: General season six.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] lenina20 using the prompt angst.

I’m sorry, he mutters against her neck, his lips hovering over her pulse, steady and strong---he calls this a miracle. )

Title: Eden
Pairing: Jack/Claire
Spoilers: General season six.
Rating: R (sex)
Words: 380
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] gigglemonster using the prompts apocalypse, angst, and Weather.

The sky opens up with rain... )

Title: I’ve Always Had a Thing For Music Men
Pairing: Jack/Boone
Rating: PG-13
Words: 387
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] janie_tangerine using the prompt music.

Boone bought a guitar once.  )Title: We Feel Fine

Pairing: Jack/Sam Winchester (SPN crossover)
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Vague through season six of Lost and season four for SPN.
Words: 403
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] invisiblelove using the prompts domesticity and schmoop.

“I think I ended the world,” Jack mutters one night to Sam’s back.  )
ozmissage: (DW. Doctor/Rose.)

* I suck at commenting this week unless it involves comment fic. Maybe Lost will jolt me out of my malaise? I hope so, cause crappy mood is crappy. Also were we all aware that there’s no new Lost next week? I do not approve of this development.

* So remember how I was wringing my hands over the new Doctor a few months ago? I believe I said Smith was too young to play the role and it was going to suck and I wanted Ten back…I’m an idiot. Just putting that out there.

Eleven is brilliant, like mind-blowingly-I-would-follow-this-guy-off-a-cliff brilliant. I watched the first episode twice in a twenty-four hour period and I promise you I will be watching it again before Saturday. And Amy Pond! I already love this woman. I love her because she lives in a small town and spends all of her time looking at the stars, because she doesn’t want to settle, because she’s a little screwed up and her life isn’t going the way she wants it too and because she has red hair.

Also there were lens flares and cracks in the wall and bowties. *hearts*

Is it Saturday yet?

* I went to see Date Night last weekend and it was right up my alley humor wise. It also made me realize something sad but true about myself: I like my relationships like I like my couches…comfy and worn in. This is true in my fiction and my real life. I don’t like those OMG we can’t keep our hands off each other, I love you/I hate you things. They exhaust me and bore me. I just want to see two people who love each other hang out and make fun of the super kissy couple at the next table. Is that too much to ask universe? You know for me and for the fictional people I love?

All this is to say: Steve Carell/Tina Fey= OTP. I now want Liz/Michael fic. That should be a thing.

* Kate Nash has a new CD out today! Oh how I adore that woman and her delightfully boppy, British pop music.

*Hey I wrote stuff! I’m going to put this here so I can locate everything later.
You Must Remember This (Miles/Juliet) for [livejournal.com profile] aurilly
Out of the Ashes We Might Be Reborn (Jack/Sun) for [livejournal.com profile] crickets
I’ve Always Had a Thing for Music Men (Jack/Boone) for [livejournal.com profile] janie_tangerine
Regrets? I've Had a Few (Jack/Juliet) for [livejournal.com profile] lenina20
There Are Things You Can’t Outrun (Richard/Alex) for [livejournal.com profile] mollivanders
The Magic Spot (Miles/Juliet) for [livejournal.com profile] phelipa
We Come Apart, We Stay Together (Richard/Miles) for [livejournal.com profile] primarycolors92
A Knight in Shining Whatever (Miles/Daniel) for [livejournal.com profile] toestastegood
We Feel Fine (Jack/Sam Winchester) for [livejournal.com profile] invisiblelove

 *What's new with you guys?


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